ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via thiscolorfultwilight)

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

(via istalkfashion)

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

(via gettinggoodagain)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via moresasslessclass)